OnlyBards
“Epic tales, seductive tunes, and absolutely no flutes. (Okay, maybe one.)”
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OnlyBards
Our bards provide everything, … for all tastes!
This lute is THICC.
You should try our musicc!
They blow… your mind. And also a recorder.
Rhythm and thorns — our music slaps harder than this drum.
“I came for the ballads, stayed for the… lutes.“
three goblins in a trenchcoat
★★★★★
“Never thought I’d pay for a bard to ‘plunk his strings’… but here we are.”
constipated Stock picture dude
★★★★☆
“Not enough bagpipes. 2/10.”
Jealous paladin
★☆☆☆☆
Our bards can pen over 1,000 notes in just 12 hours
Leaving Lily Philips green with envy!
Don’t mind the third leg 😏
I mean third arm! The guy on the right has three arms. Stupid AI.
Laughed? Blushed? Got strangely emotional about a lyre solo?
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(Yes, this website is a joke for the 1st of April. Go try our tool Opus.)